We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on
the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one
Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady,
you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He
said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." (We haven't used Sears repair
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