Driving instructor pay $10/hr
New training car $30K
Failing the obstacle course PRICELESS!
Aggie Hurricane Safety
White cloth for signs $free
black ink for signs $3
having americans
translate your text PRICELESS!
Australian Version Win 2K
American Flag $29
Disposable lighter $1
1 cup Gasoline .50
Catching your terrorist ass on fire PRICELESS
New Pink Shirt $15 New job in uncertain times n/c Not wanting your friends to know what your job is PRICELESS!
New shirt $9.95 axe cologne $8.95 getting head at school PRICELESS!
Walt Disney Donald Duck kiddy ride
New Formal Dress $275
Dinner and Drinks $125
Duct Tape to make your cleavage look bigger, PRICELESS!
Night out with the girls $45
Numerous $2 Shooters
Experimenting with "Rohypnal"
Lying out spread eagle
on the sidewalk PRICELESS!
House in the countryside $1.5M
Garage full of luxury cars $250K
Winter vacation in the Bahamas $10K
Forgetting to turn of the water in the garage PRICELESS!
Priceless Karate
What is a sonofabitch?
6 Months of Training $2500.00
New cruiser $21000.00
First Hot pursuit, PRICELESS!
New driving uniform $525
Season earnings $30Million
Team Manager showing everyone
how much he appreicates your skill PRICELESS!
Haircut $10
Off the rack Suit $275
Losing the Presidential Election due
to your inept Voters PRICELESS!
REDNECK SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn
on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
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